𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼!!!! 𝗦𝘂𝗯𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝘀, 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘆, 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗮𝗱𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝗿𝗼𝗺-𝗰𝗼𝗺 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁-𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿, 𝗞𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗲, 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘄! 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗳 2.99 , 𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱! 🎬  𝔸𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕠𝕟 𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕒𝕝 smarturl.it/n13zgp "𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐩 2020 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞." 𝐀𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢, 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 ✔︎ 𝑬𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝐬 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔  ✔︎ 𝑯𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒆  ✔︎ 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐 ✔︎ 𝑺𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏  ✔︎ 𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏 ✔︎ 𝑹𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔 ✔︎ 𝑨𝒏 𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒄 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒐𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒕?...

𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲, 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐦-𝐜𝐨𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭-𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫, 𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞! 🎬 𝑬𝒙𝒄𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒕 “Tsk. Tsk. Those rippled hills of ab muscles won’t save you, my little friend.” I watch as the drop of water trails the length of Sebastian’s chest, dripping down his belly button. “Ah shit, wrong turn. Now, you’ll die a slow death in those stupid yellow shorts of his.” The drop of water absorbs into the fabric of his waistband and disappears from sight. “Farewell, my friend. Hell might be hard, tanned and smell like sunscreen and moonshine, but the ruler is quite the dickhead.” I’m over caffeinated and hangry as I watch as the chair thief behind the window slips a t-shirt over his head and fills a glass of water straight from the tap, pausing long enough to pop what looks to be a painkiller. It appears our neighbo...

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎… 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 . 𝗦𝘂𝗯𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝘀, 𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮, 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙖𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙧𝙤𝙢-𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩-𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧, 𝙆𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙚, 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣! Blurb: I can explain. Kind of. I realize the wig and makeup don’t help my case, but that’s not the point. The point is, Sebastian came at me first. He’s the one who started this war, but I’m the one who finished it. I’m not even sorry about it. Fine. Maybe I am. A little. That’s the only explanation as to why I just agreed to play his fake girlfriend so he—we—can win a million dollars in the hottest reality show contest ever filmed on campus. Don’t get it wrong though, Sebastian and I may look like we love each other, but everyone knows reality TV is nothing but scripted lies and staged kisses. Add Subscriber Wars to your tbr. →  ...