The Vampire Version of He's Just Not That Into You.

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                                                             The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You
Review : The Vampire is just not that into you - Vlad Mezrich -2009

Have you seen the movie or read the book He's Just Not that into you ?


Well recently released is the book : The Vampire Is Just Not that into you by Vlad Mezrich,

I read the book and I loved it too bits , it was funny and hilarous at the same time , and the book in general wasn't corny.

Are you in love with a vampire? Are you worried that you might not be his (blood) type? Do you wonder whether that cold stare means he isn't interested . . . or if it's because he's been dead for three centuries (nothing personal)? Have you tried to coax him out of his crypt with a flash of your neck or a near-death situation that requires him to save you at the very last possible moment? Have you ever considered what it will be like to introduce him to your mother?

Even though your vampire's skin is transfixingly translucent, he can still be very hard to read. Sometimes he's simply holding back his true feelings, resisting the urge to bite you in the chance that one day you will truly love him. And other times . . . well, he's just not that into you.

How can you tell? Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers, utilizing quizzes, Top Ten lists, language analysis, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and fancy charts to show you what you need to do in order to get your vampire and keep him forever. Once you go vamp, you never decamp - so let this eternally rewarding book show you the way to the vampire of your dreams.



Courtesy of http://www.fantasticfiction.com/

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