One of my goals this year for my blog The Phantom Paragrapher is to participate in a few more link-up type events .  Ever stumbled across an amazing first line in a book that has stuck with you for the remainder of your reading life ?  Now is your time to share - every Friday that is , with First Line Friday courtesy of Hoarding Books @ https://hoardingbooksblog.wordpress.com/ Book- Infinity - Book #1 Chronicles of Nick - Sherrilyn Kenyon - May 2010 This particular line is one that I will never forget and when I first read it , it made me LOL but in August 2011 "I was officially a Mandork"  Your turn, reader friends! Share YOUR first line in the comments below! Click the blog hopping link to visit more FLF folks! http://www.inlinkz.com/new/view.php?id=814471